Well, IE, the calendar says fall, but your weekend plans say chaos, and honestly we respect the commitment. This week alone you could go from a Hispanic Heritage fiesta with a mechanical bull to a goth dance night at The Cathedral, then somehow end up doing tequila shots disguised as stein holding at a three day Oktoberfest in Beaumont. There's a museum finally opening after 26 years, a line dancing lesson at an actual working ranch, and a 12 hour house music marathon for anyone who considers sleep more of a suggestion than a rule. We didn't plan your weekend, we just wrote it down. Let's get into it.